simsgonewrong:

A naked toad demonstrates against unicorns.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. He is wearing a dust mask.

Top Text: “Please stop.”

Bottom Text: “COUGHING ON ME!!”]

I get it. The kids are home sick, bored out of their minds. They’re driving you up the wall. But do you & your little plague victims really need to come in, tell me you’re “just looking!” and then follow me around, asking me questions in between coughing and snotting everywhere?

Could you at least teach your kids to cover their mouths? Could you at least cover your mouth?

I don’t get sick time, asshole. Go share the gift of Nurgle elsewhere.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Alright, I’ll just have you sign the receipt in a minute.”

Bottom Text: “… Wait, do I need to sign?”]

Without fail, I tell people I  need them to sign every single time I run a card. Without fail, I have at least three or four people a day try to fold up the receipt I hand them and walk away with it or, better yet, walk away when I turn around to take the receipt off the machine. And I KNOW they hear me talk, because I ask them if they want a copy and they answer me.

People listen well.

Every day at my job, after people sell us  books, we have them sign a receipt. Every day, as they are signing it, sometimes even before, I say to them “I will have you sign this and then it’s yours to take up front to get your cash.”

9 times out of 10, the person will still hand the receipt back to me. Thanks for listening, guys. Really. It’s not like I already get to say the same things over and over all the time.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “FEELING LIKE YOUR WHOLE JOB”

Bottom Text: “IS HAVING TO BE PLEASANT TO UNPLEASANT PEOPLE”]

Some days at customer service, man.  

guineapigshame:

It’s spanish for “I eat my own house”! (while also eating the sign lol)

simsgonewrong:

ain’t no one got time for your mermaid bullshit

fuckyeahretailrobin:

aslongasyouarestillburningbright:

I know that feeling.

That awkward moment when it wouldn’t scan so it was free.

-M

guineapiggies:

Only one of them is real! I know, but which one?

Submitted by faded-smiles

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text:Half-eaten food, drinks, gum, and wrappers

Bottom Text: shoved into shelves and left on the floor.]

The store isn’t a trashcan. You can ask an employee if there’s one available (I usually tell people there’s one right outside the store because I don’t want their food in our trash) or go throw it out yourself. I’m not a maid-it isn’t my job to clean up your empty Starbucks cups, cookie/cookie wrappers hidden behind the wallets or scrape your gum out of the carpet. I remember once when I was organizing candy, I found someone had taken two packages of pez’s and spit their gum between them, stuck them together, and put them back on the hook. The greatest part about it is that the pez’s are literally right next to the trashcan behind the register.

Myself and one of my MOD’s pulled two different giant “Slim Jim Beefsteak” whatevers wrappers from behind the books in two different sections.

Also, just because we offer you free coffee and tea doesn’t mean you ought to leave it hidden in the stacks so we can clean it up for you.

Shit, yo.