March 2012
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googlefilled replied to your post: omg last night i flipped petunia’s bed over on top…
what’s popcorning?
OMG
watch this (and make sure you see the slow motion part kfbjfvbhfbvh)
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pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...
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my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
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Muscle Facts
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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suddenlyfalling:
Behind the Scenes: Star Trek 2, feat. Benedict Cumberbatch and Zachary Quinto’s fight scenes.
Exclusive from Splashnews, Star Trek 2 on set footage. Now excuse me while I die.
brb, softly weeping into my pillow
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rantingrobins:
I always get so annoyed when a guest leans over the counter to see my computer screen when I’m ringing them out, because “that’s not the price I saw it advertised for!” is almost always the next thing out of their mouth…
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ladycivet replied to your post: i’m the caretaker of a particularly sassy guinea…
Everyone who has ever owned a guinea pig has had at least a couple of sassy guinea pigs.
“oh? not gonna give me vegetables right this very moment? well i guess i just have to flip everything in my cage upside down.”
And then wheek excessively and exceptionally loudly just...
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