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June 2013

Jun 18, 201337,965 notes
Jun 18, 2013935 notes
#guinea pig #Benny #wheelpig
“

I want to stress this again: In many, many parts of the country right now, if you want to go to see a movie in the theater and see a current movie about a woman — any story about any woman that isn’t a documentary or a cartoon — you can’t. You cannot. There are not any. You cannot take yourself to one, take your friend to one, take your daughter to one.

There are not any.

By far your best shot, numbers-wise, at finding one that’s at least even-handedly featuring a man and a woman is Before Midnight (on 891 screens) so I hope you like it. Because it’s pretty much that or a solid, impenetrable wall of movies about dudes.

Dudes in capes, dudes in cars, dudes in space, dudes drinking, dudes smoking, dudes doing magic tricks, dudes being funny, dudes being dramatic, dudes flying through the air, dudes blowing up, dudes getting killed, dudes saving and kissing women and children, and dudes glowering at each other.

Somebody asked me this morning what “the women” are going to do about this. I don’t know. I honestly am at the point where I have no idea what to do about it. Stop going to the movies? Boycott everything?

They put up Bridesmaids, we went. They put up Pitch Perfect, we went. They put up The Devil Wears Prada, which was in two-thousand-meryl-streeping-oh-six, and we went (and by “we,” I do not just mean women; I mean we, the humans), and all of it has led right here, right to this place. Right to the land of zippedy-doo-dah. You can apparently make an endless collection of high-priced action flops and everybody says “win some, lose some” and nobody decides that They Are Poison, but it feels like every “surprise success” about women is an anomaly and every failure is an abject lesson about how we really ought to just leave it all to The Rock.

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At The Movies, The Women Are Gone : Monkey See : NPR

The whole article is fantastic, as is pretty much everything Linda Holmes writes.

(via kdhart)

Jun 18, 201313,958 notes
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Jun 18, 201311,777 notes
#excellent
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning → slate.com

The new captain jumped from the deck, fully dressed, and sprinted through the water. A former lifeguard, he kept his eyes on his victim as he headed straight for the couple swimming between their anchored sportfisher and the beach. I think he thinks youre drowning, the husband said to his wife. They had been splashing each other and she had screamed but now they were just standing, neck-deep on the sand bar. “We’re fine; what is he doing?” she asked, a little annoyed. “We’re fine!” the husband yelled, waving him off, but his captain kept swimming hard. ”Move!” he barked as he sprinted between the stunned owners. Directly behind them, not 10 feet away, their 9-year-old daughter was drowning. Safely above the surface in the arms of the captain, she burst into tears, “Daddy!”

How did this captain know—from 50 feet away—what the father couldn’t recognize from just 10? Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. The captain was trained to recognize drowning by experts and years of experience. The father, on the other hand, had learned what drowning looks like by watching television. If you spend time on or near the water (hint: that’s all of us) then you should make sure that you and your crew know what to look for whenever people enter the water. Until she cried a tearful, “Daddy,” she hadn’t made a sound. As a former Coast Guard rescue swimmer, I wasn’t surprised at all by this story. Drowning is almost always a deceptively quiet event. The waving, splashing, and yelling that dramatic conditioning (television) prepares us to look for is rarely seen in real life.

The Instinctive Drowning Response—so named by Francesco A. Pia, Ph.D., is what people do to avoid actual or perceived suffocation in the water. And it does not look like most people expect. There is very little splashing, no waving, and no yelling or calls for help of any kind. To get an idea of just how quiet and undramatic from the surface drowning can be, consider this: It is the No. 2 cause of accidental death in children, ages 15 and under (just behind vehicle accidents)—of the approximately 750 children who will drown next year, about 375 of them will do so within 25 yards of a parent or other adult. In some of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening.* Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:

  1. “Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.
  2. Drowning people’s mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people’s mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.
  3. Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water’s surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.
  4. Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.
  5. From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people’s bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.”

This doesn’t mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isn’t in real trouble—they are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesn’t last long—but unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.

Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:

  • Head low in the water, mouth at water level
  • Head tilted back with mouth open
  • Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus
  • Eyes closed
  • Hair over forehead or eyes
  • Not using legs—vertical
  • Hyperventilating or gasping
  • Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway
  • Trying to roll over on the back
  • Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder

So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OK—don’t be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they don’t look like they’re drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, “Are you all right?” If they can answer at all—they probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parents—children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.

Jun 18, 20133,830 notes
#singal boost #drowning #drowning prevention #the international symbol for drowning
Jun 18, 2013127,481 notes
Jun 18, 201327 notes
#siiiiigh
Jun 16, 201329,376 notes
#awesome #signal boost
Jun 16, 2013256,573 notes
#The Ocean #it's waiting for you

youngstero:

I hate getting to the center of tootsie pops because I have no idea what it is and it feels like I’m biting into a small fragile head

Jun 16, 201329 notes
Jun 15, 2013317 notes
#Frankenhooker #this is how i walk right now

I just realized how grammatically bad my original PARKOUR post was, which is odd, because I’m pretty sure the vicodin has only really started to kick in now. At 4 am. I sure do enjoy the fact that I can’t seem to sleep more than 2 hours. I’m not sure what’s going to happen when I run out of “Life of Mammals” to watch.

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Jun 15, 20131 note
Jun 15, 201314,505 notes
#game of thrones #game of thrones spoilers #hardcore
Jun 14, 2013264 notes
Jun 14, 20138,199 notes
#Evangelion #NGE #I WANNA GO
Jun 14, 201368 notes
#this is almost totally exactly what didn't happen
YOU GOTTA LAY OFF THE PARKOUR FOR AWHILE.

NO I AM PARKOUR FOEVER

Jun 14, 20132 notes

Dear tumblr,

Today I broke my arm for the third time. I fell down some stone steps in my parents’ backyard & broke my arm. It was not how i planned to spend the day.

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Jun 14, 20134 notes
#typing with one hand is very tedious
Jun 14, 20134,416 notes
#fancy chickens

I mean, maybe it’s unfair to watch an attempt at an actual film after mainlining “Surf Nazis Must Die” and “Class of Nuke ‘Em High” back to back, but this movie needs less “merry jaunt through the Italian countryside” and more gratuitous stage blood, more occultitude and perhaps a giant bat on a string.

Jun 14, 20131 note
#liveblogging my descent into madness #why aren't I just watching Suspiria I ask myself

Mario Bava you are no Dario Argento.

Jun 14, 20131 note
#liveblogging my descent into madness #film snob hurr #needs more razor wire and screaming #Dario Argento
Jun 13, 2013133 notes
#retail #I'M LOOKING AT YOU EVERYONE WHO EVER GOES INTO THE KIDS SECTION
Jun 13, 201310,041 notes
#Iran #Islam #hardcore ladies
Jun 13, 201381,992 notes
Jun 12, 201328,350 notes
#goldfish #super interesting #I knew you remembered me Zen!
Jun 12, 2013100 notes
#Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters #yes
Jun 12, 201318,595 notes
#Chris Evans #Harold likes you that way Steve
Jun 12, 201362 notes
#Clint Barton #Hawkeye #oh Clint

motorizedmycologist:

evangelion AU where shinji refuses to get out of the robot

Jun 12, 2013248 notes
#super ugly hysterical laughter
Jun 12, 201389 notes
#guinea pig #wheelpig #OH LITTLE THING
Jun 12, 201350,845 notes
Jun 12, 20133,011 notes
#Journey #SO BEAUTIFUL
Jun 12, 2013167 notes
#good box
Jun 12, 20131,679 notes
#Game of Thrones #Asha Greyjoy #Yara Greyjoy
Jun 12, 201315,478 notes
Jun 12, 20139,545 notes
#Burberry #akjdhfakdjghlavdg badkbk

raidioactive:

*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep

Jun 12, 2013166,152 notes
#gpoy
Jun 12, 2013369 notes
#John Cho #fantastic
Jun 12, 201350,511 notes
#this is still me #at 30
Jun 12, 2013151 notes
#guinea pig #pig on a little bench #nice day
Jun 12, 201331,138 notes
#gross sobbing and laughing at the same time #Game of Thrones #Game of Thrones spoilers
Play
Jun 12, 2013738 notes
Jun 12, 201338 notes
#Puella Magi Teen Wolf Magica
Jun 12, 20132,154 notes
#The Simpsons #Homer Simpson #gpoy
Jun 12, 2013432 notes
#Star Trek #fanart #love it
Jun 12, 201318,663 notes
#why would you do this #why #xbox fail
Jun 12, 20131,506 notes
#meerkats #just hangin'
Jun 12, 20133,321 notes
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