May your shadow always follow you
orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

orlyman:

bendapoapsis:

renjin-chan:

is she using a vhs to try to clean that up

I’m almost 100% sure that’s the box for Sonic 2 

This is from the greatest game ad of all time

meowkait:

television show idea;

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:
me: wait i'm 20 years old

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

8 things your foodservice staff wish you remembered

feels-like-fire:

I’ve worked in food service (hostess, server, bartender) for over a decade now, and from time to time I feel the need to bitch. I thought this post would be slightly more constructive than pure bitching, though. (Mind, this list is for the USA, so feel free to disregard if it doesn’t apply to you.)

Put in order from least to most desired. #1 probably isn’t what you think it is, either.

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If you ever eat in a restaurant, this is pretty much a must-read.

Header by Joanna Estep!

(Gorgeous header by joannaestep )

Chapter 2 is up, in which Marco attempts to get to know Jean, with dubious success.

“It’s fuckin’ weird and obsessive that you guys need Starbucks runs every day. We never did that in Trost, everyone was totally capable of taking care of their own shit. And you spend all day together and then go out drinking? It’s back to that thing I said earlier about you all being this weird incestuous ball of…” he pauses, looking for the right word, and comes up, lamely, with “…beverages.”

bansheewhale:

Unicorns are kosher. There was an actual talmudic debate and the current consensus is that unicorns are kosher. There is no conclusion to this paragraph, I just wanted to announce that I belong to a religion whose clergy members thought it was important to decide whether or not we could eat unicorns and then concluded that yes, yes we could, as long as the meat is drained of blood and not eaten with dairy.

local-star-witch:

Says every fucking person on the fucking planet who doesn’t understand that people have allergies.
FUCK YOU. YOU GO OUTSIDE. 

local-star-witch:

Says every fucking person on the fucking planet who doesn’t understand that people have allergies.

FUCK YOU. YOU GO OUTSIDE. 

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck